Dec 30 2008
The Mooning Garden Gnome
Do you live on quiet, snobby street like I do? The only decorations on our entire street for the holiday season are tasteful white lights, one candle in each window, a wreath on the door. We didn’t realize that we were moving onto Stepford Street when we bought the house. I’m considering spicing up the front lawn this spring with the new
garden gnome: 
Maybe a whole row of them to go along the street, letting my neighbors know just how I feel about the unwelcome wagon that has visited us over the past two years we have lived there.
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My front lawn. One of our local stores sell them, but I think they are online as well. I found a picture by googling “mooning garden gnome”. Good luck. I think I’ll get that row of gnomes started this spring!