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Johnny B. Good

Single father of half a dozen or so seeks playmate for fun, frolicking and friviolity.  Must enjoy being chased by paparazzi, clubbing, and balding young men.  Alpha females need not apply.

If interested, I might be found at my house in Pennsylvania with my eight kids or in an apartment in Manhattan.  I’m not sure yet, I’m taking it day by day.

Ability to deal with strong headed ex-wife a plus.  Name must rhyme with Eight for show continuity.

Social smoker, social drinker a plus.