Why be Normal?

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Awww.  A cute little lemming.  I knew lemmings were cute, but I didn’t know that lemmings were so little.  I’d consider having a lemming for a pet, but I think my two cats would eat lemmings for dinner.  Lemmings are a great little lemminglike animal.  So cute, the lemming, with it’s eagerness, ready to follow me wherever I go.  Cute lemming, do you want a cracker?

I have a whole box of crackers and I’ll share them with you, even if you don’t like to eat crackers.  If you like cookies instead, I’m still going to try and force you to eat crackers because I know that if I badger you enough, you’ll want to eat crackers instead of cookies.  Cookies are bad, bad, bad for your teeth and they are completely useless.  Useless cookies.

When life gives you lemmings, make lemmingade!

Although very welcoming, I think it’s time we invest in a new conference room sign.

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