Why be Normal?

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I think I have succeeded in finally grossing myself out.  Sorry for all the broken bones, I was bored and for whatever reason, a group of pictures about broken bones seemed appealing at the time.

A very scary baby picture.  I don’t believe that it is real, but I didn’t photoshop it.

Looking at the giant right ear and eye and the way the face is distorted, likely someone had a little too much fun with their photo editing and created this little guy.

I looked up what is termed “cyclopia” which is having one enlarged eye in the center of the forehead.  I was only able to find a picture of a newborn cat that suffered from this and definitely no mention of babies born with this condition.

So, in my humble opinion, this is as fake as can be, but very strange to look at anyway.  If this picture of a child with a giant eye and ear isn’t fake, someone please help me out and let me know what in the world this condition is. 

Bees can be an intriguing insect.

Why someone would allow a small swarm of bees gather around their neck in a “bee beard” is beyond me.  I can’t imagine having a swarm of bees on me.  I panic when there is one, never mind a whole group of buzzing little creatures who could sting at any moment.

I can guess that the bee beard might tickle and that would be just enough to send me over the edge and screaming into the night from the bees.

A Bee Neck T-Shirt

One very brave young girl

Note to self:  If allowing bees to swarm into a bee beard, it is always wise to block up nose and ears with cotton balls.

I don’t know why the bees will swarm onto the body of say, the guy sitting on the bench but not the one who is standing right next to him. 

If you have answers for me, or are a beekeeper yourself, feel free to enlighten me.  I was just intrigued by the idea of people who are bee charmers and hope to learn more about the busy, swarming bee.

 This is a piece of art made entirely of butterfly wings.  Eww.

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This one was hard for me.  It took me a while to figure out which Susan Lucci was actually made of wax.

Maybe it’s the fact that she is already well preserved, but the one on the left is the real Susan Lucci.  I think.  Probably it is.  Yes, I’m sure of it.  The real Susan Lucci is on the left.  Maybe.

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These three, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and baby Shiloh are easy ones.  Angelina never looks this innocent or content and please, the shiny skin on all three of them is a dead giveaway.  Wax sculptures can be cool, but sometimes they can be awaful creepy as well.

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 Last but not least in this little collection is Nicole Kidman.  One is waxed, one is not.  I go back and forth between the two because airbrushing techniques can make any photo look fake.  I think the real Nicole Kidman is on the right, if there is any such thing as a real celebrity.

 Sperm just trying to do their job.

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